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someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

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Conversation I overheard at work

  • Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
  • Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?

Conversation I overheard at work

  • Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
  • Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?

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thatso90s:

betty spaghetti

These used to be my life

thatso90s:

betty spaghetti

These used to be my life

aradiamegido15:

saddestblogger:

frail-fright:

saddestblogger:

frail-fright:

how do u be an adult

ya gotta own a briefcase and then fuck it

what

the briefcase

ya gotta fuck the briefcase

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                           SON.
IF YOU ARE READING THIS, IT MEANS THAT
YOU HAVE FUCKED A BRIEFCASE. YOU
 
HAVE TRULY BECOME AN ADULT MAN.
 
       I AM SO, SO PROUD OF YOU.

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  • Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
  • girl: ....who?
  • me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

anthropomorphicimpala:

myghela:

The book:

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The movie:

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The fanfiction:
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